Picky Eater Prankster Gifts

Clandestine Cuisine

A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

“Children hate me.”

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

Doughnut Criminals

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."