Picky Eater Cheerleader Gifts

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

“Children hate me.”

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'