Picky Eater Detective Gifts

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

“Children hate me.”

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."