Piano Wizard Gifts

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Best Special Effects Award

"When did this game get started?"

Club DJ.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Johann Strauss II

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Paul Gilbert.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

He crash tests software.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

Magician producing the Euro

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Paint charming.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."