Piano Wizard Prints

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Best Special Effects Award

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"When did this game get started?"

Club DJ.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Johann Strauss II

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Magician producing the Euro

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Paint charming.

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."