Chord Wizard Gifts

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Keep it simple, I said...

Guitarist

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitar Man.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Check out this new store."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Club DJ.

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

Divine Intervention

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Abstract Paintings.

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar