Chord Wizard Pillows

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Keep it simple, I said...

Guitarist

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Rhapsody in Blue.

Guitar Man.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Check out this new store."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Club DJ.

Lady practising the clarinet.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

Paul Gilbert.

Django.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

Divine Intervention

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Abstract Paintings.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot