Electric Guitar Wizard Gifts

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Rhapsody in Blue.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Jeff Beck.

B.B. King

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

A souped up car...

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Electric guitar

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Club DJ.

"C'mon you bluuues..."

A rock guitarist singing

Musician feedback card

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

What your guitar says about you.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Paul Gilbert.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Eddie Van Halen

What Harold's guitar lacked in range, it made up for in payability.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

I brake for worms