"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."
Piano Torturer Gifts
Celebrate the character of your piano-playing friend or loved one with humorous and thoughtfully crafted gifts that highlight their quirky dedication. Whether they’re a professional musician or a spirited hobbyist, find something that captures their passion and personality with our exclusive range of playful items.
"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."
Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.
'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'
Fun (circa 1955)
Edvard Grieg
'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'
Serenading
A lady playing piano and a man talking to her
Angel Music
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
Sergei Taneyev
'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'
"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."
Louise Farrenc
A Poet
Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!
'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.
'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'
A family choir
Sir Elton John
A-Hem! I'm still singing here!
'I'd rather be playing football.'
The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.
Pianist-boxer
Dave Brubeck
Nocturne
'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'
"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."
"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"
"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."
Robert Schumann
Lovers playing the piano
Ludwig van Beethoven
"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"
Piano Torturer Gifts Collection
Piano Torturer Mugs
Looking for more humorous gifts? Explore our range of piano torturer mugs and find the perfect start to their day.
Piano Torturer Pillows
Add a fun touch to their living space with our playful pillows—ideal for anyone who appreciates a good joke and a comfy seat.
Piano Torturer Prints
Decorate their musical space with colorful prints that celebrate the fun and quirky side of piano playing.
Piano Torturer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts for piano enthusiasts and give them something to wear with pride (and a little mischief).