Photography Pokers Gifts

'Yes, I know you sent me your photo before we met. But, I just assumed it was out of focus.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Early photobombing

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Elfie Stick

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Stag poker"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Victorian Selfie

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"