Photography Humorists Gifts

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Elfie Stick

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"She's a miniature."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"He looks just like your husband."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."