Photography Humorist Gifts

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"If I can count your boogers the selfie is too close."

'Your money is completely safe, here is a photograph of it.'

Elfie Stick

"I guess you use this if you want to take selfies in private."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"The Eggsorcist"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I've got reservations for this evening."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'