Photography Humor Gifts

"I like to look my best if someone is taking pictures"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Elfie Stick

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"That's still too high"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Senseless clowning around

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"I've got reservations for this evening."

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

Bolting your Food.

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

Baby plastic surgeon.

Only a handful of people are this small.

Pinocchio's Red Nose Day.

'I tell ya, more guys crash in this one spot...'

Passport Photos

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead