Photo Humorist Gifts

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Elfie Stick

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Not you. Your hair.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Ed's receding hairline!

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Elevator Music

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."