Photography Jokers Gifts

Elfie Stick

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Photobooth Photobomb

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Artist Painting his Television.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

I need something to hold my tummy in

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"Was it something I said?"

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

'Your money is completely safe, here is a photograph of it.'

Colouring fun

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

Circular Walk.

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

"If I can count your boogers the selfie is too close."