Photography Joker Gifts

"Awesome. You made it look so real, people will think you came close to actually falling."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Elfie Stick

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

A clown & his clone.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Pull my finger.

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'