Photography Pokers Pillows

'Yes, I know you sent me your photo before we met. But, I just assumed it was out of focus.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Dogs and their thoughts

Early photobombing

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Elfie Stick

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Tourists in Egypt

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Victorian Selfie

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.