Photography Adventurer Gifts

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Draw your own path."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Arf! Arf!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Creative Baby.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.