Photography Adventurer Pillows

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Draw your own path."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Arf! Arf!'

Breakthrough

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Creative Baby.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'