Photo Spying Gifts

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Milkin' Impossible

JAMES BONDING

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'