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Holiday Spy Gifts
Looking for a gift for the holiday spy? Our collection features witty and creative items that playfully celebrate covert agents and undercover fun during the festive season. Perfect for those who love surprises, secrets, and a little espionage mischief. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a clever t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and a wink to any secret agent’s face.
The Anti-Agent
"Bond James, Bond."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
Barks in code.
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"I spy with my little eye…"
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
Licensed to grill.
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
JAMES BONDING
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
'I'm counter - intelligence'
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
'Each one is signed and numbered.'
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
Milkin' Impossible
Elusive Shadow.
The EP-21 spy plane.
"You wouldn't believe the things I know."
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
Holiday Spy Gifts Collection
Holiday Spy Mugs
Explore our collection of holiday spy mugs filled with secret-agent humor and festive fun, perfect for undercover coffee breaks.
Holiday Spy Pillows
Cuddle up with our holiday spy pillows—fun and cozy designs that add a secretive touch to any space.
Holiday Spy Prints
Decorate with our playful holiday spy prints—artful, witty designs that bring espionage-themed fun to your walls.
Holiday Spy T-Shirts
Check out our witty holiday spy t-shirts—fun apparel designed for those who love sneaky humor and covert holiday cheer.