Spying Gifts

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

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"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Business Intelligence Unit.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

'Steady, we have to catch them in the right mood. Alright, now! Fire those reimbursement requests over!'

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"Snow may very well be falling early in Moscow, but grey squirrel's left his nuts in a taxi!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

'Read all the magazines have we,Mrs.Bloggs?'

Periscope in puddle.

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."

Spy Satellite

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

MI5 playing 'I spy...'

Naval intelligence.

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"

'You're right, Benson, we have got a mole!'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Surveillance Society

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'