Spying Mugs

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

Business Intelligence Unit.

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Steady, we have to catch them in the right mood. Alright, now! Fire those reimbursement requests over!'

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Daniel Craig.

Periscope in puddle.

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'Read all the magazines have we,Mrs.Bloggs?'

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"Snow may very well be falling early in Moscow, but grey squirrel's left his nuts in a taxi!"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'What does it mean when steam comes out of a kettle?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'The cheek of that woman! Saying she's never seen me without a glass in my hand!'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Man leaving a confession box looking relieved while people with a tape leave from the other side

Spying

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."