Photo Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"They grow up so fast."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

spellchecker

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Stonehenge Imitation

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

New to selfies? Pick a style!

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Cheese...Crackers.

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'Can we talk... alone?'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Do you remember where this is from?

The Photographer

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"