Photo Mishap Enthusiast Prints

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

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Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"They grow up so fast."

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

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Stonehenge Imitation

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Can we talk... alone?'

New to selfies? Pick a style!

The Photographer

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

Cheese...Crackers.

Do you remember where this is from?

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'This should come out just right.'

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"