Photo Finagler Gifts

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Vacation Bus Photo

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Man Ray

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Bashful Royal Guard

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Farmer using a photo editing program

Royal Pic Photoshop

UFO and snowman

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

Lock Ness picture.

"Scoot in a little closer, Larry! . . . Closer! That's it!"

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"You smell like wet cardboard."

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

"Why aren't my photos ready YET???"

Man stranded on desert island writes 'Submit your caption' in the sand.