Photo Analyst Gifts

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"They grow up so fast."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Smile

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Snapshots in Time

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

Bunny Pranks

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"It's a 'selfie.'"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"They grow up so fast."

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'