Photo Analyst Gifts

"They grow up so fast."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Snapshots in Time

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"They grow up so fast."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Gardener of the Year.

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"