Photo Finagler Mugs

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Vacation Bus Photo

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Bashful Royal Guard

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Royal Pic Photoshop

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

UFO and snowman

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Lock Ness picture.

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'

"Why aren't my photos ready YET???"

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."