Formula Finagler Gifts

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Your repayments start now!"

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Formula.

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'...Or not.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Hey, no problem!"

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."