Formula Finder Gifts

'Can you use this dolly to show us what was done to you by the variable exponent?'

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

Reporter #6: television.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Eureka

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

'X='

Funky Facts: Sea Animals.

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

Evidence board

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

Shake well before using.

'What luck!'

"Hey, no problem!"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

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