Formula Finder Prints

'Can you use this dolly to show us what was done to you by the variable exponent?'

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

Reporter #6: television.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Eureka

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

'X='

Evidence board

Shake well before using.

Funky Facts: Sea Animals.

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'What luck!'

"Hey, no problem!"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."