Formulas Gifts

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"Lucky Guess."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'I forgot the question.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

= too complex