Formulas Mugs

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

Scientists argue about blackboard mathematic equation.

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Lucky Guess."

'...Or not.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I forgot the question.'

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