Financial Formula Fan Gifts

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Economy - USA.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"Have you been working out?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'