Financial Formula Fan Gifts

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Economy - USA.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"I don't like the look of this."

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."