Phones-a-lot Pillows

'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Thermidor Dali

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Children and technolohgy

'I'm on the way!'

Man-mobile

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."