'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'
Phones-a-lot Gifts
Looking for a gift for your phones-a-lot friend? Our collection offers witty and charming items that speak to their love of staying connected. From mugs to t-shirts, find something that matches their tech-savvy personality and keeps the conversation going.
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
Technology and Love
Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."
"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."
Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Thermidor Dali
"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."
The Eternal Question
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.
Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.
Children and technolohgy
'I'm on the way!'
Man-mobile
"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."
Phones-a-lot Gifts Collection
Phones-a-lot Mugs
Looking for more playful gifts for daily coffee lovers? Browse our mugs collection for designs that speak to the phones-a-lot personality.
Phones-a-lot Pillows
Need a comfy addition to their living space? Our playful pillows are just what you need for a touch of humor and comfort.
Phones-a-lot Prints
Bring their phone-loving personality into their decor with our vibrant prints. Perfect for the desk, wall, or gift wrapping a bit of humor.
Phones-a-lot T-Shirts
Explore our fun and witty t-shirts for those who love to wear their tech obsession on their sleeve. Perfect for casual, everyday style.