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"We talk all the time."

Children playing games

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'I'm in the bog!'

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'I don't know who you are, but I just lost an important client.'

"Touchdown!"

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.

Playing cards

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

Bernie Muscovitz, Whac-A-Mole world champion (former).

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."