Phone Game Champions Gifts

"We talk all the time."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Children playing games

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'I'm in the bog!'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'I don't know who you are, but I just lost an important client.'

Playing cards

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."