Phone Cost Analyst Gifts

Telephone Bills

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I meant the dog!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

HUAWEI 5G

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Progress?

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"Notice, gentlemen, how after two hours of phone deprivation, the subject reverts to a pre-natal state."

Facebook in Crisis

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"I want my job back."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'