Phone Cost Analyst Pillows

Telephone Bills

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I meant the dog!"

HUAWEI 5G

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Progress?

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Notice, gentlemen, how after two hours of phone deprivation, the subject reverts to a pre-natal state."

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Facebook in Crisis

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"I want my job back."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontational verbal interfacing."