Phone Signal Analysts Pillows

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I meant the dog!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

No Hand Signals

"Try S instead of L."

"We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontational verbal interfacing."

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"Two bars—how about you?"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

"I would like to reaffirm that my problem is with the imperialists...not with their dollars."

"I just feel like it's important NOT to make good eye contact when communicating."

Ringing bell

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Special Regulations.

"I'm boycotting Twitter. I'm just reading it. I'm not posting anything on it."