Telecommunications Analyst Gifts

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"We've been cancelled."

SF NO

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"I meant the dog!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

HUAWEI 5G

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

Progress?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Networking

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.