Communication Breakdown Analyst Gifts

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Changing Minds

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I meant the dog!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

HUAWEI 5G

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

Like.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

The psychiatrist.