Cost Analyzer Gifts

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

Consortia set to take over

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

Creationist president: 'We have to cut the budget, so I'm keeping the astrologer, and letting thge astronomer go.'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

Room for Error

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

"This costs $35 with side effects or, if you prefer, $127 without side effects."

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

'If you want to meet your target to reduce overheads I'd suggest you sack me. That'll be £13,000 plus VAT.'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

"After reviewing your credit history, I'm going to refer you to a specialist in Mexico."

"Excellent presentation. Would you like to continue or do you need to reload?"

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

'We need your views on cost-benefit and risk-benefit.'

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

"The first thing we need to do is straighten up this account."

Martin Health M.D. - practice limited to six figure diseases.

"There will be a charge for cactus needles as part of the treatment."