As the earth's temperature rises, shouldn't my heating bill fall?
Utility Cost Analyst Gifts
Looking for a witty gift idea for the utility cost analyst who enjoys crunching numbers and managing energy costs? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their knack for savings and analysis, perfect for office decor or everyday use. Whether it's a fun mug or a clever print, these gifts show appreciation for their budget-savvy skills and analytical mind.
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Solar System (after deregulation)
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
US Energy Needs.
Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
'There's a renewable source the government should use.'
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
Critical Ethanol report
Ethanol and foreign oil.
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
"Gas, is it the future?"
Industrial Beautification van
BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.
There's no real oil emergency...
'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'
"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"
Bump in the road.
"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"
Camel In The Tent
"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."
"We re cutting back on overhead."
What We're Fighting For
Energy trap.
Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price
"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."
Utility Cost Analyst Gifts Collection
Utility Cost Analyst Mugs
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Utility Cost Analyst Prints
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