'...it had better not be for your father!'
Phone Call Situations Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows featuring playful takes on phone call situations. Perfect for home or office, these cushions bring a smile during every chat.
'Call for you on the cream corn line.'
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy
A senior moment.
Time management office worker
'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'
"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
...the onion rings
Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."
'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."
"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'
"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"
"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.
"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."
'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'
Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.
Phone Call Situations Pillows Collection
Phone Call Situations Mugs
Looking for more humorous gifts? Explore our collection of mugs designed for phone call situations that bring a smile to anyone's face.
Phone Call Situations Prints
Decorate their space with prints inspired by the humor of phone call situations—brighten up any room with a touch of wit.
Phone Call Situations T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts capturing the quirks of phone call situations—great for expressing their love for conversation in style.