Phone Call Ponderer Gifts

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Progress?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Bizarre sights.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

'Nuff said.