Philosophy Pun Lovers Pillows

Statue Farts.

The Mud is a terrible thing to waste.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

X-ray Psychology.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Group hug anyone?'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

'You give me goose bumps!'

Larry's Literary Market.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'