Language And Puns Lover Pillows

The Big Cheese

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Larry's Literary Market.

The static electric eel is very rare.

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Weather forecast

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Hell's Schlegel

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'