Language And Puns Lover Pillows

The Big Cheese

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Literate Dogs.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'You give me goose bumps!'

Hell's Schlegel

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"