Philosophy Pun Lover Pillows

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

'No Entrance, Sartre's Prequel to No Exit.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

X-ray Psychology.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

'Group hug anyone?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'